Apparently middle aged people really like Miley Cyrus. I was at the gym today around 9am and Party in the USA came on. Before this song the radio was pretty quiet, but as soon as that song came on they CRANKED it. Also, I found out Miley Cyrus is in T9 predictor. Apparently she’s quite the frequented text message celeb.
Also, after 9am the gym becomes a middle aged meat market. It’s like going to Save Rite to buy groceries. Winn Dixie gives all their unwanted products to a second hand grocery store and then people go up and down the aisles looking for the most appealing meat. It’s like the grocery thrift store. You should never shop at a store that doesn’t even know how to spell Right correctly. That should be the tip off right there. Also, their ads look like they were all taken in 1985. Like our text books. How come all the pictures in text books look like my dad did in baby pictures of me? Don’t they think we’d learn better if we could relate to the time period? I’ve seen enough giant glasses, knee high socks, and thigh high bright blue bike shorts in my day….
