Skinny people get jipped. This whole “we have to combat obesity” craze is taking over! I went to the grocery store today and I wanted yogurt. It was like 10 for 5 bucks or something, which means cheap and fast breakfast option. Especially if it’s the ones with the granola in the top. So good. Anyway, I found out that apparently they don’t make real yogurt anymore…all they had was stuff like Fat Free, Low Fat, Half Fat, Almost Fat, Your Boyfriend Thinks You’re Fat, Low Self Esteem yogurt…they need skinny free yougrt or somethin. Just lard and berries. Why don’t they just make a fat free grocery store…the doors will be really narrow so you have to lose weight before you can go in. It’ll be like a secret club or something. See how neat that would be?
hahaha. some people would be so lucky to have your “problem”.